{"id":54965,"date":"2013-03-21T10:04:17","date_gmt":"2013-03-21T17:04:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/staging.tcpcharms.com\/bjpenn\/?p=54965"},"modified":"2022-02-06T13:14:04","modified_gmt":"2022-02-06T21:14:04","slug":"video-sonnen-to-jones-you-dont-want-to-fight-me-ufc-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/staging.tcpcharms.com\/bjpenn\/ufcnews\/video-sonnen-to-jones-you-dont-want-to-fight-me-ufc-news\/","title":{"rendered":"VIDEO | Sonnen To Jones: You don&#8217;t want to fight me | UFC NEWS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"http:\/\/www.springboardplatform.com\/js\/overlay\"><\/script><iframe loading=\"lazy\" id=\"bjpn001_689913\" src=\"http:\/\/cms.springboardplatform.com\/embed_iframe\/1523\/video\/689913\/bjpn001\/bjpenn.com\/10\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" width=\"480\" height=\"400\"><\/iframe><br \/>\nChael Sonnen is a more than just a UFC Tonight analyst and fighter, he&#8217;s also a talented poet. 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