{"id":136819,"date":"2015-04-09T02:01:27","date_gmt":"2015-04-09T09:01:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/staging.tcpcharms.com\/bjpenn\/?p=136819"},"modified":"2022-02-04T19:38:36","modified_gmt":"2022-02-05T03:38:36","slug":"gross-weidman-time-pooped-wifes-floor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/staging.tcpcharms.com\/bjpenn\/ufcnews\/gross-weidman-time-pooped-wifes-floor\/","title":{"rendered":"GROSS! Weidman on the time he pooped on his wifes floor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Cgdxs5VwL4M\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><br \/>\n<em>&#8220;My first date with my wife is a crazy story.\u00a0I go to her house, we&#8217;re hanging out. She goes and takes a shower. I was best friends with her brother. 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