The rivalry between Chael Sonnen and Wanderlei Silva is well documented at this point.
The two fighters really just do not like each other and following their feud can be very entertaining.
After Wanderlei had a custom T-Shirt made to blast Sonnen, the Oregon Gangster started rhyming about the man who he will likely one day face inside the eight-sided cage.
Here’s the exchange:
Nice shirt @wandfc. Someday you'll move up to shirts with buttons. pic.twitter.com/zWMmFdFHSh
— Chael Sonnen (@ChaelSonnen) October 13, 2013
Chael thinks
Anderson sinks
Wandy stinks— Chael Sonnen (@ChaelSonnen) October 13, 2013
Mayhem's inna clink
Tito's onna brink
There's dishes inna sink
and WANDERLEI STINKS— Chael Sonnen (@ChaelSonnen) October 13, 2013
My wife's wrapped in Minks
I'm agile as a Lynx
I iron out the kinks
and everybody thinks
Wanderlei stinks— Chael Sonnen (@ChaelSonnen) October 13, 2013
Yer nuts start to shrink
When you gotta sign in ink
to fight Chael, so I think
That Wanderlei STINKS— Chael Sonnen (@ChaelSonnen) October 13, 2013
Red is the rose
And Tebow throws
but everyone knows
That WANDERLEI BLOWS— Chael Sonnen (@ChaelSonnen) October 13, 2013
Dark is the night
And mean dogs bite
And wind moves kites
But WANDY WON'T FIGHT— Chael Sonnen (@ChaelSonnen) October 13, 2013
I hit like a truck
I got the ladies and the bucks
My middle name is bad luck
And Wanderlei sucks— Chael Sonnen (@ChaelSonnen) October 13, 2013
Trains arrive late
And haters gonna hate
When he's gone inside the gate
Wanderlei's record… 3 & 8— Chael Sonnen (@ChaelSonnen) October 13, 2013
I can write a million rhymes
I got a lot of time
The reason you didn't sign
I woulda made you three and NINE— Chael Sonnen (@ChaelSonnen) October 13, 2013
Sandra Bullock's scared in space
You could hear her heart race
Fear's not hard to trace
LOOK IN WANDY'S FACE— Chael Sonnen (@ChaelSonnen) October 13, 2013
I got instinct
You'll miss the fight if you blink
My bones are made of zinc
My blood is made of ink
And everybody thinks
Wanderlei stinks— Chael Sonnen (@ChaelSonnen) October 13, 2013
The fifth dwarf was Sneezy
And Velveeta's kinda cheesy
And Fiji's kinda breezy
Beatin' Wanderlei's EASY— Chael Sonnen (@ChaelSonnen) October 13, 2013
Ringo played the drums
And bread leaves crumbs
Heartburn? Take TUMS
WANDERLEI'S A BUM— Chael Sonnen (@ChaelSonnen) October 13, 2013