“I’m mostly just learning what I don’t like right now and I think I really just need a guy that’s really self confident and self assured and secure in himself. I consider myself a badge of masculinity and if you look like a man next to me then you are a man. I was with this guy for a minute who was like perfect. I called him ‘Catalog Man,’ because you could pick him out of a catalog and you’re like ‘Oh my god, that’s the most amazing man ever!’ And then he would just like bite my teeth. Like his teeth would hit my teeth when we kissed. It’s the worst. At first I was like, ‘Oh, it’s just an accident,’ but then it started happening over and over and over, and I was like, I get this weird thing about my teeth where I have recurring dreams of damaging my teeth. So if you’re hitting your teeth on my teeth, then it’s just over. Yeah, he was absolutely perfect in every way, except for that — and that was just a dealbreaker. You can’t hit your teeth on my teeth. It was terrible.”